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Evidently, White House Press Secretary Scott McClellan just announced his resignation. Can’t say this comes as much of a shocker. Just looking at the guy gives you the feeling that he hates his life. How can you not in that position? Your administration is in shambles, yet you have to keep a straight face and keep spinning and spinning until you’re all spun out. It’s jobs like that which drive people to drink, a lot.

I’ll miss Scott, and his whitty retorts. He seems like a guy who probably isn’t half bad if he didn’t work for a bunch of jackasses. On second thought, scratch that. He knew what he was getting into. That’s like having sex with a fat chick and then acting surprised when you find out she weighs a lot while she’s on top of you.

-Steve