MySpace fun

So I get a “message” from barnes929davefm in my MySpace box this morning, is says the following:

 

Steven,
I was floating around MY SPACE...saw you...and wondered if you ever listen to our station? Maybe...maybe not...just wanted to tell you that we have Shawn Mullins tickets to give away this morning. Check us out, if you can!
I would love to have you in my friends network...can you hook a brother up with an "add"?
Barnes
Barnes & Firfer, 6-10, 92.9 Dave FM

 

Now, I don’t listen to Barnes, rarely listen to Dave FM, and could care less about this dickwad. In addition, can’t stand it when junk mail tries to pass itself off as a legitimate contact from someone. In addition, the sentence “Maybe...maybe not...just wanted to tell you that we have Shawn Mullins tickets to give away this morning” isn’t even a complete sentence, it’s a fragment. So, naturally, I replied back with the following message:

 

No, you’re a douche. Shawn Mullins is a douche too.

Firfer is hot though.

 

I felt that message was more than adequate in getting my point across.

-Steve